I'm a real cowboy

I learned two things tonight.

1) I kick ass at riding a mechanical bull. That bull was my bitch.

2) My wife looks hot on a bull of the mechanical variety. Seriously, guys get your wife on a bull. It's damn hot.

We saw a comedian tonight with some friends from work, the second wife, and the Becky. He was very loud. Good sound FX though. Apparently, you CAN remove the black X's they put on your hands for people under 21. Although we couldn't get Becky on the bull, seeing Cara and Luen on it was awesome. I really enjoy getting charged much less than what we actually drank (Alcohol is waaaaay overpriced anyway).

I am very big on rock remixes of rap songs. It's my firm belief that rappers are not musicians, rather they are very flamboiant speakers. Framing Hanley's version of Lick it Like a Lollypop is proof that a rap song can sound good on so many different levels when there is actual music behind it. Jay-Z and Linkin Park had it figured out.

I am proud of myself for not letting myself go once I got married. I keep in shape, she gets the goods, it's really a win-win. My wife has lost a little bit of weight (none of which she had to lose in the first place) and is looking very good. I'm really proud of both of us. Some would say it's the "Newly wed" phase, but, in reality, we've been living together for four years. We've done the newly wed thing and come out on the other side.

I'm excited to get a new car tomorrow...even though it's not for me. I suppose you could say it's for me since I get the CRV (a giant step up from the '93 Olds). She's going to look sexy in our new (gently used) car.